Just for Laugh - Bush Condi

Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor!

>- George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>- Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>- George: Great. Lay it on me.
>- Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>- George: That's what I want to know.
>- Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>- George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>- Condi: Yes.
>- George: I mean the fellow's name.
>- Condi: Hu.
>- George: The guy in China.
>- Condi: Hu.
>- George: The new leader of China.
>- Condi: Hu.
>- George: The Chinaman!
>- Condi: Hu is leading China.
>- George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>- Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>- George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>- Condi: That's the man's name.
>- George: That's who's name?
>- Condi: Yes.
>- George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
>- Condi: Yes, sir.
>- George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
>- Condi: That's correct.
>- George: Then who is in China?
>- Condi: Yes, sir.
>- George: Yassir is in China?
>- Condi: No, sir.
>- George: Then who is?
>- Condi: Yes, sir.
>- George: Yassir?
>- Condi: No, sir.
>- George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>- Condi: Kofi?
>- George: No, thanks.
>- Condi: You want Kofi?
>- George: No.
>- Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>- George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk And then get me the U.N.
>- Condi: Yes, sir.
>- George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>- Condi: Kofi?
>- George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>- Condi: And call who?
>- George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>- Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>- George: Will you stay out of China?!
>- Condi: Yes, sir.
>- George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>- Condi: Kofi.
>- George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>(Condi picks up the phone.)
>- Condi: Rice, here.
>- George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?