Old Monkey Stories Episode 2/50 - hypocrisy

I was talking the last day with my friend "MC" who was working with "WISHCOM", and he evoked to me how he wrote his resignation letter, and how the big boss really appreciated it, but "MC" was surprised as he heard that the Old Monkey "RPD" saw the letter, off course "RPD" is the ressources manager, but only materials (chairs, dustbins...) and never human ressources. Whatever, what really surprised "MC" is that "RPD" congratulated "MC" for his letter, and asked him "Can you please teach me how you can write such good letters? I've never seen a resignation letter like that!" and few minutes later "MC" heard that "RPD" said to the other managers that he had the same resignation letter saved on his computer and that "MC" is an untruthful who had downloaded the model of the letter from Internet. "MC" wanted just to say to "RPD" this: "what if you could be man, and be honest to say what you want to say, what if you could be man and courageous enough to talk to the others face to face rather than talking below the tables and in corners, what if you could stop your bullshit and be more concentrated on your job rather than putting your finger in your ass saying it smells horrible, do you think, at such special moment you'll be more respectable by your colleagues, and be more productive in our dear "WISHCOM"!"

NB: This is fiction and any resemblance with existing people or situations could be only fortuitous.